Our puppy recently had an operation and got the cone (or lampshade haha), so we decided to do this.
where can i buy some thigh high crocs
Part one of a collection of best tweets found in the #bisexualfacts twitter tag.
as a bisexual, i can confirm all of these
"average person eats 8 bisexuals a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 bisexuls per year. Bisexual Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Belle, female. Lonely and hates to lose.
Isn’t it weird that in 20 years you are going to be a completely different person then you are right now. A different house, different friends hopefully faster wifi.
facebook is starting to get it
theres this girl at my school with a rainbow pin that says ALLY
i thought it meant like a straight ally so one time i told her i liked her pin and straight allies are cool and she looked straight at me and said my name is ally and im bisexual
today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table
ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”)
and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air
like you can think i’m lying, i would, but
ARE THOSE BACKUP DANCERS
ugh the bathroom is occupied right now. i HATE having to hold my pea